A few pictures to inspire empathy. Feels.
Just like while I’m a vegetarian sometimes I still find meat dishes look delicious, but I don’t want to actually consume them.
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.
God, what a Mary Sue.
I just described Batman.
introducing: tumblr users being smooth as fuck
Jim play with young Bones
Stephen Colbert the Tolkien master
You show him Colbert, you show him.
Isn’t it amazing how nobody ever listens to Elrond
IF EVERYONE LISTENED TO ELROND, ELROND WOULD BE MUCH HAPPIER.
will no one think of elrond
#elrond: middle earth’s social worker#elrond has been through… LITERALLY EVERYTHING#abandoned by parents: check#with twin brother: check#raised by the least murderous son of feanor: check#before he left them too: check#given the option of choosing mortality or immortality: check#watching his brother choose mortality and become king of a big star-shaped island: check#that he would watch his brother’s descendants slowly corrupt and sink into the sea: check#become the number two guy of a pretty nice king: check#who he would join in leading an epic army of every people to one final (lol) fight against evil: check#who he would then watch be set on fire and thrown across mordor: check#and then watch evil be defeated but this moron nephew-through-generations not destroy the ring: check#ALSO HIS DAD IS A STAR AND HIS MOM TURNED INTO A BIRD AND THEY FLY AROUND SPACE ON A SHIP FOREVER#THIS IS ONLY ELROND’S SHITTY LIFE THROUGH THE SECOND AGE GUYS#THE THIRD AGE IS BULLSHIT#WERE ALL THE SHITTY THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN ELROND’S LIVES TO BE WRITTEN DOWN#IT’S LIKE 30 BOOKS AND COUNTING WITH ‘SHITTY THINGS HAPPEN TO ELROND’ IN THE BACKGROUND#ugh elrond#i blame zlot#for you zlot#hugo weaving#lord of the rings#the hobbit
Dear Almost Human.
I really liked your first episode. I really did.
I really wish your second episode wasn’t “sex-bots.”
Which are, of course, all women. And all wandering around in lingerie. Which the males treat like disposable objects.
Depressing AND demeaning.
I totally agree with op and was dismayed to learn that the show I was looking forward to would drop the ball so soon, but as this post points out there are male sex-bots in the store as well as female customers coming into store looking to purchase. So I guess it’s not completely hopeless then?