naydoh:

A few pictures to inspire empathy. Feels.

stilllovingdisney:

flandusism:

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

Just like while I’m a vegetarian sometimes I still find meat dishes look delicious, but I don’t want to actually consume them.

(via gasstation)

So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.

God, what a Mary Sue.

I just described Batman.

deatheatrs:

introducing: tumblr users being smooth as fuck

(via injokeregrets)

#tumblr  #omg  

ppworkspace:

Jim play with young Bones

(via slashsailing)

#precious  #Bones  #Kirk  

tumblrpigeon:

Stephen Colbert the Tolkien master

You show him Colbert, you show him.

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leupagus:

absurdical:

thorenoakenshield:

Isn’t it amazing how nobody ever listens to Elrond

IF EVERYONE LISTENED TO ELROND, ELROND WOULD BE MUCH HAPPIER.

will no one think of elrond

p much

scifigrl47:

Dear Almost Human.

I really liked your first episode.  I really did.

I really wish your second episode wasn’t “sex-bots.”

Which are, of course, all women.  And all wandering around in lingerie.  Which the males treat like disposable objects.  

Depressing AND demeaning.

I totally agree with op and was dismayed to learn that the show I was looking forward to would drop the ball so soon, but as this post points out there are male sex-bots in the store as well as female customers coming into store looking to purchase. So I guess it’s not completely hopeless then?

damn.

(via assassinregrets)

  November 17, 2013 at 03:03am
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thedevilmonkey:

But age seems to have finally caught up with me.

This makes me tear up.

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