REBLOG THIS IF YOU KNOW WHO JULIE ANDREWS IS.

disneygirldreams:

magzlvzu:

thetype40:

I’m asking you guys to do this because one of my friends says that no one knows who Julie Andrews is. I’m trying to show her that people really do know who she is.

So plz help a girl out, and thank you. :3

Oh that poor soul

Julie is our queen

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When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

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milesjai:

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imgayitsok:

God bless drag queens.

I will always reblog this

Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

Oh fuck yes.

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If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.

God bless drag queen omg

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naydoh:

A few pictures to inspire empathy. Feels.

stilllovingdisney:

flandusism:

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

Just like while I’m a vegetarian sometimes I still find meat dishes look delicious, but I don’t want to actually consume them.

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So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.

God, what a Mary Sue.

I just described Batman.

deatheatrs:

introducing: tumblr users being smooth as fuck

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#tumblr  #omg  

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Jim play with young Bones

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#precious  #Bones  #Kirk  

tumblrpigeon:

Stephen Colbert the Tolkien master

You show him Colbert, you show him.

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leupagus:

absurdical:

thorenoakenshield:

Isn’t it amazing how nobody ever listens to Elrond

IF EVERYONE LISTENED TO ELROND, ELROND WOULD BE MUCH HAPPIER.

will no one think of elrond

p much

scifigrl47:

Dear Almost Human.

I really liked your first episode.  I really did.

I really wish your second episode wasn’t “sex-bots.”

Which are, of course, all women.  And all wandering around in lingerie.  Which the males treat like disposable objects.  

Depressing AND demeaning.

I totally agree with op and was dismayed to learn that the show I was looking forward to would drop the ball so soon, but as this post points out there are male sex-bots in the store as well as female customers coming into store looking to purchase. So I guess it’s not completely hopeless then?